interior design for academics

These are the first three posters for the Great Conversation series of this academic year. The first one looks like a book cover, which I think is sort of neat as an experiment. After I finished that one, I happened to have moved my collection of all these posters from my office walls to my bedroom walls, and I thought, I should be making posters that I would want to hang on my walls. So the other two are less serious and more fun. Fans of Alex Grey will recognize his illustration entitled Chakras in the “weird beliefs” poster.
Gary Rosenkrantz poster
John Roberts posterRob Guttentag poster

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tragic themes

So, I updated my WordPress theme, and it broke my layout, so I installed a different theme, and my blog looks like this now. It’s not bad, but I’m not crazy about it. I’m not going to spend time futzing around with the css to get it to look like it used to, because it’s just not worth it to me. The next time I change my blog theme, I’ll probably change my whole site, and that won’t be any time soon.

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the postermaster general

At the end of every academic year, my department has a little ceremony to honor outstanding students and recognize faculty members who participate in our lecture series, “The Great Conversation”. Last year, our secretary presented me a little certificate in recognition of my contributions as poster designer. I thought that was nice. And I also thought, that’s the sort of thing that should go in my blog. So here are the posters.

Steve Danford posterEric Kraemer posterChris Metivier posterJosh Hoffman posterHeather Gert posterBernard Gert poster

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a silly bus

So, you might not know this about me (although, if you read my blog, chances are that you do), but in addition to being a freelance web designer (who isn’t?), my day job is being a university philosophy instructor. And because I’m a designer at heart, I like to make nice-looking syllabi for my students. Like all design, sometimes they appreciate it, sometimes not. But either way, it’s fun for me.

I thought, this seems like an appropriate thing to go in my blog, since it is part of my web design site after all. These are my three favorites:

I thought that it would be cool to have a syllabus for a business ethics course that was inspired by the opening credits of Mad Men.

This syllabus for a course on the philosophy of death and dying is probably the one I had the most fun with. Perhaps surprisingly, given the subject matter, it’s also the course I have the most fun with.

For a computer ethics course, I made a syllabus that was inspired by the game Portal. None of my students so far have gotten the reference.

It’s my position that good design is for everyone. Maybe these syllabi aren’t going to win any design awards, but I suspect they’re a lot more interesting than the typical documents that students are traditionally handed on the first day of class.

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eyelid movies

I want to promote another band a little bit. I’m particularly excited about this band because I discovered them accidentally. They weren’t recommended to me by amazon or iTunes or Pitchfork one of my friends. (This doesn’t happen to me very much, so it’s pretty cool.) Phantogram is an indie electro band from Florida or something. In any case, here is a track from their only album so far, Eyelid Movies.

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what awesome is all about

Yes, it says "Ferrari" at the bottom, in case you were confused.

There’s this Vietnamese restaurant that my friends and I eat at fairly often. The curry with faux-chicken (seitan) is the best I’ve ever found. But it pales in comparison to the staggering awesomeness that graces the men’s room wall.

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that valley is full of bears

zombies. gross.

There’s this band I like, called Grizzly Bear. They have this song I like, called “Two Weeks”. It’s pretty popular, and it has a music video. I’m a big fan of music videos in general, and this one is particularly interesting if you know what the “uncanny valley” is. In case you don’t know what that is, it’s more or less the claim that as a nonhuman object approaches the likeness of a human, other humans have increasingly favorable emotional reactions to it, up to a certain point, when it approaches a very close resemblance to a real (healthy) human, at which point people have a very unfavorable emotional reaction to it. (I don’t know who does these kind of experiments, psychologists, I guess.) The phenomenon is described by this chart.

So “the uncanny valley” is a term that animators and computer graphics folks throw around a lot. When their aim is to produce images that are so realistic that they are indistinguishable from real, living humans, they have the dangerous task of crossing the uncanny valley. Think about a cartoon character. That two-dimensional image of a human is not really trying to look like a real human, so it doesn’t really bother you. Then consider high-end CG-animated movies with fully rendered three-dimensional images that try to approximate the experience of seeing real humans. If they aren’t spot-on (and it seems like they never are) you can tell, and the failure is jarring. That’s the uncanny valley. If animators can get past the really-really-close-but-not-quite-there portion of the curve with their images, and we’re genuinely fooled into thinking that we’re seeing real actors, then they’ll have crossed the uncanny valley. The danger is that getting very close and failing is worse than not getting close at all. (e.g. the animated humans in Beowulf are more offensive to our human-detecting sensibilities than the animated humans in The Incredibles.)

The Incredibles is a better movie too.

So okay, here’s the thing that’s neat about the Grizzly Bear video. Instead of approaching the uncanny valley from the left (on the graph), by employing animation that tries to approximate real humans, it starts with real humans and intentionally drives them into the valley by making some minor changes to their images with animation. By starting with real, live humans and moving them toward animated humans, the director has created deeply unsettling images that approximate humans, but fall squarely into uncanny territory.

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hollywood wants your relationship to fail

A while back I read this news story about how romantic comedies harm people’s romantic relationships. It’s an old report, but I think it’s relevant today, as armies of poor saps go out on their special Valentine’s date to absorb some insipid, pandering, feelingy, hollywood swill. But hey, if they want to spend that magical evening sitting in a dark theater not interacting with each other, fine, right?

why can't our relationship be more like that?No. Not fine. Not only are those movies bad from the standpoint of film as an artistic medium, they actually make your life worse. As it turns out (unsurprisingly), people who watch “rom-coms” (a term I’m a huge fan of, mostly because of it’s condescending, judgmental ring) come to believe (even if it’s only subconsciously) that the kind of idealized relationships and fantastical circumstances that they observe in these movies are legitimate things to expect in real life. As anyone who has ever stepped outside of a movie theater knows, that’s a recipe for disappointment. And people do become disappointed. When they don’t meet the “person of their dreams” in some zany circumstances that demonstrate that it was “meant to be”, and they find that their “soul mate” doesn’t “really understand them”, they’re right to resent it. Hollywood set them up for failure by filling their impressionable little heads with fantasies of romance that real people (who don’t have their lines written for them by professionals) can’t live up to.

Why do filmmakers do this? Do they have a vendetta against hopeless romantics? Are rom-com audiences the unwitting victims of filmmakers’ attempts to synthesize their own fantasy relationships on screen? Are they trying to part you from your money by cuddling your emotional insecurities in a warm blanket of sweet, feelingsy goodness? Do they actually think that what they’re making is art? Maybe all of those things. But the bottom line is, you and your relationship are going to suffer for it. And good luck if you meet that “special someone” and on your “dream date” you learn that they happen to be a fan of rom-coms, because that means you have some big, implausible shoes to fill, sucker.

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being fashionable

Regular Converse -a classic look that often justifies itself/leaves much to be desired at the same time. It sort of says ‘I am a humble person’ but still lets people know that you are either 10-25% alt or 100% post-alt.

I may or may not be a hipster (or a scenester, or whatever), and I may or may not have hipster friends. Also, I may or may not be a philosopher, but I know enough about philosophy to make existential mountains out of conceptual molehills. The confluence of these facts presents the following issue, which I have given considerable thought to in the last few weeks: Everyone, hipster of not, has a visual identity, much like a corporation has a corporate identity, which we might call a “style” or more analogously, and more cynically, a “brand” (see hipsterrunoff.com). Visual identity most obviously and accessibly includes fashion and body modification, but also includes more subtle modes of communication like body language, and personal grooming. Hipsters implicitly reject the commercial (“mainstream”) project of fashion, while simultaneously establishing and enforcing inter-subcultural fashion norms (like the desperate high-school teen who tries to both fit in and be unique at the same time). In this regard, the Hipster, in his expression of in-group status through the visual identity, is not different from the punk or the goth. Punks forego the self-awareness of educated post-structuralism in favor of the naked aggression of antiestablishmentarianism. They have no interest in self-reflection, only in norm-destruction. Goths, unlike punks, do not engage in social criticism, instead favoring the psychological isolationism of apathy and nihilism (whether feigned or sincere). The hipster, however, operates in the context of a preexisting post-structural framework of self-aware and deeply cynical social criticism. One that should reject these systems of identity.

Hipsters (I can only speak on the ones I know personally, among whom there are clear patterns of behavior) express their criticisms of society by subscribing to the following value structures: veganism, feminism, and “political correctness” (extreme sensitivity to race/gender/sexuality in speech). I am sympathetic to all of these (though I do not subscribe to all of them), and after some consideration of the latter two, it occurs to me that these are (in their current state) both firmly post-structural ideologies. Being trained in philosophy, the issue of consistency is unavoidable for me: are the hipster’s behaviors consistent with this pattern? As post-structuralists, hipsters are  committed to (though they perhaps do not always recognize it) an uncomfortable self-awareness of the absurd arbitrariness of their own visual identities. In my experience (including, in no small measure, my own behavior), hipsters are quick to identify cases of fashion as irony or fashion as commentary, and in fact, they (we) have a reputation of engaging in ironic fashion. That is to say, hipsters are committed by consistency to an acute awareness of the problems that post-structuralism presents for the whole project of the visual identity, yet are not only active participants, but also fierce competitors in it. Whether they are ignorant of this inconsistency, accept it as an unfortunate hypocrisy, or could provide an argument for its compatibility with the rest of their social project, I don’t know.

(not my real friends)

All of this leaves hipsters with a unique problem, which is that they (we) exist in a social network of (to use the historically ironic description) “anti-establishment” characters (sometimes caricatures) who are firmly entrenched in a fashion arms race with the understanding that participation in any such endeavor is contrary to the project itself. The whole enterprise of engaging in hipster fashion is (paradoxically?) both identity-defining and by definition, impossible. This is not to say that there is no scene aesthetic (i.e. I don’t pretend to deny that you wouldn’t know a hipster if you saw one), but this aesthetic is at least in principle, self-negating.

This leaves one (me) with a dilemma: either embrace a visual identity as a hipster and engage in sincere participation (and hence endorsement) of it’s arbitrary conventions, or embrace the (apparent) spirit of hipsterism by rejecting the visual identity necessary to establish one’s identity as such. The former is at best hypocritical and at worst blatant self-betrayal. The latter is  at best useless and at worst logically impossible (that is, impossible by virtue of its being self-contradictory).

I can anticipate at least two obvious responses: a) Stop being a hipster. And sure, that solves the problem for me. I could be a hipster poseur, one who likes the aesthetic and sympathizes with some of the values, but is conceptually divorced from hipsterism. But that leaves the problem unsolved for hipsters in general. b) Embrace the existential absurdity of fashion in general and accept hipster fashion as equal in its arbitrariness to any other fashion choice. This “solves” the problem by denying that there is one. It’s decisive, but not very satisfying.

So for now I’m subscribing to the existential solution and remaining unsatisfied. I don’t have any really thorough and practicable solution for this problem, but at least I look good in skinny jeans.

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fathers and sons


Will our fathers be proud of us
if we become better men than they were,
or will they be
disappointed
if we make the word
“men”
mean something different?

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